Lea, the 21-year-old French intern to Madame Angela on Real Housewives of Auckland has started tweeting and we think it's THE account to follow right now.
The poor down-trodden and quite possibly kidnapped intern started her account shortly after her debut on last Tuesday's episode.
Here at Spy we are avidly following and we've picked out our favourite tweets so far:
Madame Angela uses my blood for her vampire facials. She says my fresh French blood is better than her 65 year old inbred blood #RHOAKL— Interné Lea (@InterneLea) 31 August 2016
We're not sure who's writing these tweets, but they need some recognition and fast - they are genius.