Let's all just be thankful The Bachelor doesn't have a talent section, because ZM's PJ gave us a taste of what it would be like and we don't want any more.
The ZM host was on air with former Bachelor Art Green who was filling in for PJ's sick co-host Jase.
It all went pretty well until PJ decided to "treat" Art to a little...performance.
We've seen the Bachelorettes try all kinds of tricks to win over the Bach (Lily's writing on the leg trick, anyone?), but this takes the cake.
Through all the cocktail parties, awkward group dates and on-screen romance, we promise you've never seen The Bach this awkward before.
He avoids eye contact and tries to hide his pain while PJ belts out Ellie Goulding's "Love Me Like You Do" until she finally gauges the mood in the room and says: "Too intense?"
It's probably safe to say that if PJ was on The Bachelor she'd be struggling to get a rose after that.